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April 18th 2006 08:16
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Tom Cruise has reportedly said that he will eat the baby's placenta once Katie Holmes gives birth to it.

“I’m gonna eat the placenta, too. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I’m going to eat the cord and the placenta right there.”

Coming from an Asian culture, I am hardly ever shocked at such weird practices. In our world, the placenta is a well-known nutritious element. My cousin even uses some sort of hair cream which is made from placenta and it is, allegedly, very good.


But they never said anything about eating your own baby's placenta. I think that we draw the line at some point, which probably makes our entire race more civilised than Tom Cruise.

Of course there is the chance that he may be just cracking another one of his creepy jokes, but it's much more fun to pretend that he is really just crazy.

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Comment by Stanley

April 18th 2006 10:21
All i can say is this: Free Katie! She needs to be saved!

Comment by Cibbuano

April 18th 2006 13:58
Is she really pregnant?

I watched that censored Southpark episode about Scientology... it's all true!

Comment by edward

April 19th 2006 00:58
I saw that episode, so damn funny! Very weird... But look at him, doesn't he seem seedy?

Comment by Blight

April 23rd 2006 03:20
I saw the episode too, and the funniest thing is that after that I saw some guys in suits giving free "stress tests" on the street downtown. They had those mind kinesthetics books or whatever they're called.

SCIENTOLOGISTS!!!

Comment by Jessica

April 23rd 2006 10:20
Katie Holmes is unrescueable. Did you see the spell she's under? She wanders around dazed and only utters the word 'Xenu' in interviews.

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