What does it mean when Lindsay Lohan checks in for 'exhaustion'?
July 23rd 2007 02:45
Category: Trailers
Lindsay Lohan recently turned 21, celebrating it on the beach with piles of cocaine and half-drunk beer cans.
In a county where the legal age is 21, under-21 celebutantes can skirt the law easily. Freaky Friday woo hoo!
But all that takes a toll on the Lohan-gremlin, who checks into a hospital every few weeks for 'exhaustion'.
What is exhaustion?
Slate Magazine explains it all... exhaustion can be a sign of a more serious disease, such as anemia or hyperthyroidism, but is a vague condition, which is why real doctors are hesitant to declare it as a diagnosis.
In Lohan's case, her 'exhaustion' seems to be what we call 'a nasty hangover after partying on the beach too much'. The difference is that people think that Lohan is famous, or at least, is maintaining the image of being famous.
The exhaustion is taking its toll, though... every time Lohan gets released from the hospital, her skin gets a little bit leatherier, her boobs sag a little further. She's 4 exhaustions away from being mistaken for Aunt Bertha, pinching you cheek and trying to get you to pluck a hair from the mole on her back.
* this image is from The Superficial
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