Suri Oh Suri, Where Can You Be?
July 19th 2006 13:30
Category: Posters
Little Suri Cruise is shrouded in a cloud of mystery and has the whole world worrying for it.. oh, i mean her.
After the suspicious-looking official birth certificate of Suri was unearthed and the subsequent kooky coincidence with Brooke Shield's baby's own birth certificate (like being born on the same day wasn't ironic enough, they now share the same dodgy nurse who signed both birth certificates), we now have *some* sort of evidence that Katie did at least gave birth to something (alien or human) in this real/staged photograph.
All jokes aside, I'm pretty sure Tomkat did have their precious little baby girl but the whole disappearing act thing and the weird birth certs plus the muchly decreased Tomkat PDA does sound like we've got a real riddle here. And everyone blames it on the crazy sect, which is obviously the easiest justification we've got anyway.
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