Marisa Miller has problems with her bikini
January 27th 2009 21:22
Category: Celebrity
One of the most popular posts on this page is one I wrote, misidentifying Marisa Miller as Jessica Simpson.
The internet was not pleased, insulting my intelligence and sexuality.
For the record, this is Maris Miller:
A very attractive lady, but easily mistaken for Jessica Simpson? You might think not, but from a certain angle....?
Miller is a Victoria Secret's model as well as a covergirl for Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, where she flabbergasts baseball nerds with her slender figure and full bust. Sure, they try to calculate her batting average, but the numbers very quickly turn imaginary, requiring all sorts of interesting path integrals to solve.
In rather dull news, though, TMZ reports that Miller's bikini fell down as she was frolicking in the surf, allowing us to see a star placed over her nipple.
You know what? I'm not even going to post the pic - click through to TMZ to see it. You'll probably be disappointed. Especially since there are already nude pictures of Miller on the Internet, and they're surprisingly easy to find.
It's not that I'm tired of looking at Miller's pics - no, she's a lovely lady that's easy on the eyes. I guess I'm tired of these tiny 'Oops!' moments that seem to fill the internet with miniscule moments of skintastic delight. That pic isn't even worth clicking on, really, but it'll get filed away with all the other nonsense of nip slips and panty shots. Well done! We're doing an excellent job, here!
The internet was not pleased, insulting my intelligence and sexuality.
For the record, this is Maris Miller:
A very attractive lady, but easily mistaken for Jessica Simpson? You might think not, but from a certain angle....?
Miller is a Victoria Secret's model as well as a covergirl for Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, where she flabbergasts baseball nerds with her slender figure and full bust. Sure, they try to calculate her batting average, but the numbers very quickly turn imaginary, requiring all sorts of interesting path integrals to solve.
In rather dull news, though, TMZ reports that Miller's bikini fell down as she was frolicking in the surf, allowing us to see a star placed over her nipple.
You know what? I'm not even going to post the pic - click through to TMZ to see it. You'll probably be disappointed. Especially since there are already nude pictures of Miller on the Internet, and they're surprisingly easy to find.
It's not that I'm tired of looking at Miller's pics - no, she's a lovely lady that's easy on the eyes. I guess I'm tired of these tiny 'Oops!' moments that seem to fill the internet with miniscule moments of skintastic delight. That pic isn't even worth clicking on, really, but it'll get filed away with all the other nonsense of nip slips and panty shots. Well done! We're doing an excellent job, here!
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