Mama Paris
July 6th 2006 12:56
Category: Previews
Sometimes I wonder what goes through the minds of celebrities. Do they wake up in the morning and go "Hm, what insane idea shall I propagate about myself today to the media today?".
We all have those epiphanic moments in the mornings when we wake up and realize somethinb mind-blowingly life-changing. But picture Paris Hilton waking up one day and deciding that she wants to reproduce. Somehow, that makes just as much sense as taking a bath with a toaster plugged right beside the tub.
Paris has announced that she wants to be a mother. Pronto. Because she doesn't want to end up an 'old mom'. She also believes that she will be a fantastic mother.
“I know in my heart of hearts I would be a great mother,” she told the London Mirror. “I have a lot of beautiful animals that I look after and I feel that I would have a lot to give to my children. . . . And I don’t want to be an old mom — hopefully it’ll happen soon, within the next five years.”
But Paris' offspring will be no bastard child, as she DETESTS one-night stands.
“One-night stands are not for me,” she said. “I think it’s gross when you just give it up. Guys want you more if you don’t just hand it to them on a platter. If they want you, then they will wait. You have to make them work for it.”
The only thing I can say is that I can't wait to see what she names her kid.
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