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Kelly Brook is the perfect woman

July 23rd 2007 22:43
Category: Posters
Kelly Brook smiling
Government-funding has never been squandered in a more satisfying manner! Researchers in Poland have spent, as far as I can tell, thousands of dollars examining sexy pictures from around the globe to determine, once and for all: Who is the hottest girl in the world?

Answer: Kelly Brook


Hard for me to disagree... I go for the dark hair and knockout body, and we've all seen pictures of her unbelievably natural body (topless photos - nsfw!).

Naturally, in the research community, it's not enough to say WHO is the hottest... those spectacled scientists want to know WHY. So that they can, um, calculate the, er, maximum hotness that can exist?

From the report:

"THE HAIR

Kelly has been blessed with naturally long, thick chestnut curls. Hair extensions are definitely not required. Shiny locks have long been a marker of health and therefore make a woman instantly more attractive to men.

THE FACE

Dr Ben Jones of Aberdeen University's Face Laboratory said: "Men from all cultures are drawn to a babyish face with big eyes and arched eyebrows which seem consistent with high oestrogen levels." Kelly ticks all the boxes.

THE BOOBS

Her 34E bust has no need of a silicone boost. But there are plenty of women who would kill for such curves...or at least pay a plastic surgeon to get them. One, Lisa Sacks says many of her clients beg her for boobs just like Kelly's.


THE WAIST

"Super-beautiful" women have waists a third smaller than their hips and three-quarters their bust measurement, say researchers at the University of Gdansk in Poland. There's no doubt, Kelly really shapes up in this area.

THE HIPS

Researchers at the University of Texas say the perfect woman's hip to waist ratio is 0.7 - her exact measurements. And no fellas, we don't know how you can get a job in the lucky depar tment where they carry out such studies.

THE LEGS

At 5ft 8in tall she has longer pins than the average woman which makes her, according to experts at the University of Gdansk, more beautiful. These guys clearly know their stuff."

(found on WWTDD - still nsfw)
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Comment by charles

July 24th 2007 06:45
She's hot! But the perfect woman? Not according to those that have watched her movie "Three".


Charles.

Comment by Ahmed

July 24th 2007 07:34
I would like to correct the reasearchers.

She's the perfect woman shell, remember, it can oly be skin deep

Of course were looking at it 'scientifically', she isn't really thatapretty. Only makes sense that all the formulas and numbers them white coats have been grinding doesn't come to a conclusion I agree with X_X

Comment by Stanley

July 24th 2007 11:54
the perfect woman is for anyone who'll lower their standards for me! haha

Comment by Chic Critique

July 24th 2007 13:55
Yep. She sure is pretty.

Comment by Cibbuano

July 25th 2007 00:26
charles, never saw the movie... that bad, eh?

ahmed, well, we never get to meet women we don't meet, so we only have physical appearances and press releases to base our opinions on!

stan, I believe that you're her type!

chic, sure is!


Comment by DuskDevi

July 26th 2007 06:22
...34E???????

How can she stand up straight??

She sure is beautiful. Just beautiful.
...but who is she?
I suppose it doesn't matter...she truly is naturally stunning...and she looks like she would be really lovely, personality wise.

And am I allowed to gloat over being taller???

Where can one sign up to study and conduct research on the World's Hottest Man??
...and what's the criteria?

Comment by Bryn

July 26th 2007 07:38
Yeah, I saw Three too ... with Billy Zane ...
Godawful!!!
Kelly, she'd make a great Lara Croft

Comment by Raoul Duke

July 26th 2007 07:41
She's got great nipples ...
But I'd hooga-hooga-hooga Jessica Biel over Kelly anyday!

Comment by Cibbuano

July 26th 2007 23:02
duski, she's in the prime of youth right now... we'll see how she goes over time...

bryn, yeah, lara croft!

raoul, biel is scary fit...

Comment by Raoul Duke

July 27th 2007 01:44
Cibby, I saw the trailer to Chuck and Larry, hubba hubba hubba!!!

Comment by Anonymous

July 27th 2007 02:12
kelly brook has saggy tits man..how can that be perfect?

keeley hazell is where the moneys at..

Comment by Raoul Duke

July 27th 2007 02:28
Salma Hayek has the best tits in the biz.

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