Kelly Brook is the perfect woman
July 23rd 2007 22:43
Category: Posters
Government-funding has never been squandered in a more satisfying manner! Researchers in Poland have spent, as far as I can tell, thousands of dollars examining sexy pictures from around the globe to determine, once and for all: Who is the hottest girl in the world?
Answer: Kelly Brook
Hard for me to disagree... I go for the dark hair and knockout body, and we've all seen pictures of her unbelievably natural body (topless photos - nsfw!).
Naturally, in the research community, it's not enough to say WHO is the hottest... those spectacled scientists want to know WHY. So that they can, um, calculate the, er, maximum hotness that can exist?
From the report:
(found on WWTDD - still nsfw)
Answer: Kelly Brook
Hard for me to disagree... I go for the dark hair and knockout body, and we've all seen pictures of her unbelievably natural body (topless photos - nsfw!).
Naturally, in the research community, it's not enough to say WHO is the hottest... those spectacled scientists want to know WHY. So that they can, um, calculate the, er, maximum hotness that can exist?
From the report:
"THE HAIR
Kelly has been blessed with naturally long, thick chestnut curls. Hair extensions are definitely not required. Shiny locks have long been a marker of health and therefore make a woman instantly more attractive to men.
THE FACE
Dr Ben Jones of Aberdeen University's Face Laboratory said: "Men from all cultures are drawn to a babyish face with big eyes and arched eyebrows which seem consistent with high oestrogen levels." Kelly ticks all the boxes.
THE BOOBS
Her 34E bust has no need of a silicone boost. But there are plenty of women who would kill for such curves...or at least pay a plastic surgeon to get them. One, Lisa Sacks says many of her clients beg her for boobs just like Kelly's.
THE WAIST
"Super-beautiful" women have waists a third smaller than their hips and three-quarters their bust measurement, say researchers at the University of Gdansk in Poland. There's no doubt, Kelly really shapes up in this area.
THE HIPS
Researchers at the University of Texas say the perfect woman's hip to waist ratio is 0.7 - her exact measurements. And no fellas, we don't know how you can get a job in the lucky depar tment where they carry out such studies.
THE LEGS
At 5ft 8in tall she has longer pins than the average woman which makes her, according to experts at the University of Gdansk, more beautiful. These guys clearly know their stuff."
Kelly has been blessed with naturally long, thick chestnut curls. Hair extensions are definitely not required. Shiny locks have long been a marker of health and therefore make a woman instantly more attractive to men.
THE FACE
Dr Ben Jones of Aberdeen University's Face Laboratory said: "Men from all cultures are drawn to a babyish face with big eyes and arched eyebrows which seem consistent with high oestrogen levels." Kelly ticks all the boxes.
THE BOOBS
Her 34E bust has no need of a silicone boost. But there are plenty of women who would kill for such curves...or at least pay a plastic surgeon to get them. One, Lisa Sacks says many of her clients beg her for boobs just like Kelly's.
THE WAIST
"Super-beautiful" women have waists a third smaller than their hips and three-quarters their bust measurement, say researchers at the University of Gdansk in Poland. There's no doubt, Kelly really shapes up in this area.
THE HIPS
Researchers at the University of Texas say the perfect woman's hip to waist ratio is 0.7 - her exact measurements. And no fellas, we don't know how you can get a job in the lucky depar tment where they carry out such studies.
THE LEGS
At 5ft 8in tall she has longer pins than the average woman which makes her, according to experts at the University of Gdansk, more beautiful. These guys clearly know their stuff."
(found on WWTDD - still nsfw)
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Comment by charles
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Comment by Ahmed
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She's the perfect woman shell, remember, it can oly be skin deep
Of course were looking at it 'scientifically', she isn't really thatapretty. Only makes sense that all the formulas and numbers them white coats have been grinding doesn't come to a conclusion I agree with X_X
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ahmed, well, we never get to meet women we don't meet, so we only have physical appearances and press releases to base our opinions on!
stan, I believe that you're her type!
chic, sure is!
Comment by DuskDevi
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How can she stand up straight??
She sure is beautiful. Just beautiful.
...but who is she?
I suppose it doesn't matter...she truly is naturally stunning...and she looks like she would be really lovely, personality wise.
And am I allowed to gloat over being taller???
Where can one sign up to study and conduct research on the World's Hottest Man??
...and what's the criteria?
Comment by Bryn
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Godawful!!!
Kelly, she'd make a great Lara Croft
Comment by Raoul Duke
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But I'd hooga-hooga-hooga Jessica Biel over Kelly anyday!
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bryn, yeah, lara croft!
raoul, biel is scary fit...
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keeley hazell is where the moneys at..
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