Jessica Alba is single

Hunt Famous - July 2007

Jessica Alba breaks up with boyfriend; single for the first time in two years

July 26th 2007 04:43

Category: Posters

Jessica Alba bikini similing in the ocean

Jessica Alba broke up with boyfriend of (over) two years, Cash Warren.

Can you believe it? She dated a dude named Cash? What did his parents do when he was born?

'I a'int takin' no chances with dis one. We name him cash, then mebbe people will give him some. Then we can finally get that worm medicine for the dawg.'

Luckily, he turned out to be rich and famousish, and then start molesting Jessica Alba.

Alba is currently Hollywood's hottest girl, according to worthless magazines. I don't want to like her, but how can you not like that exotic look, the smooth skin, and that delirious smile as she frolics in the ocean?

So, she's single. Which means you now have a chance, big boy. Do you have what it takes?

(found on WWTDD)

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Comment by Miss Nomer

July 26th 2007 05:11

Maybe they were big fans of Johnny's? X

Comment by charles

July 26th 2007 05:21

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ZCars
Ponderous

You stupid boy Cash! What did you do to screw up a relationship with the delectable Jessica Alba?

But anyway....

High-fives, anyone?

Charles.

Comment by DuskDevi

July 26th 2007 06:11

Rucks and Rolls
Rugby World Cup 2007

'I a'int takin' no chances with dis one. We name him cash, then mebbe people will give him some. Then we can finally get that worm medicine for the dawg.'

...hee hee...

'Til today I had no idea she was with anyone.

I read this on ninemsn news or maybe it was a gossip site...who cares?...apparently this Cash dude was cashless and sponging off the lovely Miss Alba.

That is a gorgeous photo of her.

Good luck boys.

Comment by Bryn

July 26th 2007 07:37

Horrorphile

I'm packing my bags as I write this!!!
The City of Angels is whispering Jessica's name to me ....

Comment by Ahmed

July 26th 2007 12:25

techy.Bytes
Video Gamer Kids
Little Green Foosballs
PolyKicks
Qwerk
Cinema Three

erm, umm, wasn't she the 'perfect woman' or something or another?

Comment by Stanley

July 26th 2007 13:20

she is single! giggity-giggity!

Comment by Deorre

July 26th 2007 16:38

Stress Alive
Man Lessons

She probably needs me. Could you let her know? Then she will discover that she wants me!

Comment by KylieW

July 27th 2007 00:47

Celebrity Obsession

I heard she dumped him over the phone and then had her assistant go to their house and move his stuff out.

That's pretty cold........

Comment by Anonymous

July 27th 2007 01:32

i bet that prick werent cold when he was inside of her..

Comment by Raoul Duke

July 27th 2007 01:46

Style of Eye

I always thought Jessica could be the Ice Queen ... something in those eyes of hers.

Comment by Always Eighteen

July 29th 2007 22:48

Always Eighteen

I'm going to America.

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