Baby Moses

Hunt Famous - April 2006

April 11th 2006 12:36

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Back in the day, we had Heaven Hiraani Tiger Lily, Ireland Baldwin and Fifi-Trixibelle Geldof. Their new male counterparts have been Barron Trump, Kal-El Coppola Cage, Cruz Beckham, and Indiana August Affleck. Now, to add on one to each category, Gwyneth Paltrow has contributed Apple Martin and more recently, Moses Martin.

Celebrity baby names are big news headers for some reason. When news first leaked that Gwyneth was naming the bun in her oven Mortimer, after Gwyneth’s affectionate name for her Uncle Morty a.k.a Steven Spielberg, it sparked numerous comments. But we thought as long as it was still unborn and unnamed, there was still hope for Gwynie to consider something more plebeian like Mathew, Mark, Luke or John.

There’s a theory that because celebrities live in such a warped and ‘isolated’ world of their own due to their fame and fortune, they do not have a sense of the norm and only live by their own rules. Like the time when Tom Cruise bought a sonogram machine so that he could observe his growing baby in Katie Holmes’ stomach (which by the way, have you seen that hugeee thing?). Like seriously.

Now, on to the next celebrity birth-watch: the very important scientologist birth of ______ Cruise. (Any takers?)

Oh, and how could I forget, the birth of possibly the first designer baby from parents with perfect genes, ______ Jolie-Pitt.

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Comment by Cibbuano

April 11th 2006 21:36

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I know is expectinng the Pitt-Jolie baby to be perfect, but he/she could turn out gruesome, too. Imagine her lips on a boy? ewww...

Comment by Jessica

April 12th 2006 03:02

aren't those supposed to be the most covetable lips in the world?

Comment by Lia

April 12th 2006 04:16

Ah, celebrity- because thanks to Cosmo we all know that Angelina was teased mercilessly about her oversized lips growing up!

But there's a rampant running theory that two impossibly beautiful people will have a correspondingly unattractive baby. Sometimes vice-versa. Is there anyone here really good with genetics who could clear this up?

My friends and I were actually bored enough to have this discussion- her lips on a boy, his jawline on a girl..

Comment by Cibbuano

April 12th 2006 04:23

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exactly lia... I'm predicting BIg-Time ugly when that baby is born.

Comment by Jessica

April 12th 2006 12:29

Lia: one ugly parent one beautiful parent might equate to one pretty child. jon voight wasn't that good looking, but angelina's mom was. same thing with liv tyler-steven tyler, i assume.

anyways, the jolie-pitt baby will no doubt be an interesting one to observe. do you know of any other beautiful celebrity couple?

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