Baby Moses
April 11th 2006 12:36
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Back in the day, we had Heaven Hiraani Tiger Lily, Ireland Baldwin and Fifi-Trixibelle Geldof. Their new male counterparts have been Barron Trump, Kal-El Coppola Cage, Cruz Beckham, and Indiana August Affleck. Now, to add on one to each category, Gwyneth Paltrow has contributed Apple Martin and more recently, Moses Martin.
Celebrity baby names are big news headers for some reason. When news first leaked that Gwyneth was naming the bun in her oven Mortimer, after Gwyneth’s affectionate name for her Uncle Morty a.k.a Steven Spielberg, it sparked numerous comments. But we thought as long as it was still unborn and unnamed, there was still hope for Gwynie to consider something more plebeian like Mathew, Mark, Luke or John.
There’s a theory that because celebrities live in such a warped and ‘isolated’ world of their own due to their fame and fortune, they do not have a sense of the norm and only live by their own rules. Like the time when Tom Cruise bought a sonogram machine so that he could observe his growing baby in Katie Holmes’ stomach (which by the way, have you seen that hugeee thing?). Like seriously.
Now, on to the next celebrity birth-watch: the very important scientologist birth of ______ Cruise. (Any takers?)
Oh, and how could I forget, the birth of possibly the first designer baby from parents with perfect genes, ______ Jolie-Pitt.
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But there's a rampant running theory that two impossibly beautiful people will have a correspondingly unattractive baby. Sometimes vice-versa. Is there anyone here really good with genetics who could clear this up?
My friends and I were actually bored enough to have this discussion- her lips on a boy, his jawline on a girl..
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anyways, the jolie-pitt baby will no doubt be an interesting one to observe. do you know of any other beautiful celebrity couple?