Angelina Jolie at 16

April 7th 2008 08:44

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Angelina Jolie posing for pictures when she was 16

These pictures were taken back in 1991, when Angelina Jolie was just 16. While she's a perennial favourite among video game fans and lesbians, I always find Jolie to be a little asexual somehow.

I mean, yes, I can admit that she's got great lips, piercing eyes and a killer body. In spite of all those things, she always seems a little synthetic to me, even on screen... as if we're watching a well-crafter mannequin.

These pictures seem to back up my opinions... the pictures are cold, frighteningly so, as I'm incredibly aware of how she hasn't changed at all, even though she's had children. What's going on?

Ah, I see. She's a vampire, of course. Immortal beauty and children of the night. Aversion to garlic and mirrors. Tattooed and a previous history with Billy Bob Thornton. It all adds up, now.

Of course, now, she'd rather be seen in pictures like this:

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Comment by the world of gaye

April 7th 2008 08:49

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If she is what a vampire looks like, them give me some. I think angelina, monica belluci and ava gardiner are stunning. Well in ava's case was stunning.

Comment by Michaelie

April 7th 2008 09:39

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Gaye, I agree with Belluci and Gardiner very, very much - not Jolie.

Cibb, I think you are on the money - no warmth or appeal, not in that nebulous sense that really matters. I can't believe how much she hasn't changed!

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Comment by Morgan Bell

April 7th 2008 09:52

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it is freaky how she looks exactly the same, and yes you are right she does look like a mannequin, maybe its the prceline skin . . . now that shes 33 she looks even thinner and much more gaunt in the face than she did as a teenager . . . there was a period there in her 20s when she made Hackers or Foxfire she looked a bit "fatter" in the face (compared to the skeleton she is now)

Comment by Cibbuano

April 7th 2008 22:55

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gaye, for me, Monica Belluci and Gardiner are leagues above Jolie. Well, just my opinion.

Michaelie, it's eerie how she hasn't changed. Why isn't she aging?

morgan, I agree, she looks thinner now...

Comment by The wonderful Peter Yang

April 8th 2008 05:15

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Honustly I actually think she look kind of hot in those pictures.

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Comment by Tyronne

April 10th 2008 05:44

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i don't mind still pics of Jolie but totally agree there is something incredibly superficial about her onscreen that has never proven her to be an actress, just a hot bod.

Comment by Bryn

October 31st 2008 05:57

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Wow, that is weird, she hasn't changed. She must have sold her soul to the Devil a long time ago.

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