Angelina Jolie at 16
April 7th 2008 08:44
Category: Images
These pictures were taken back in 1991, when Angelina Jolie was just 16. While she's a perennial favourite among video game fans and lesbians, I always find Jolie to be a little asexual somehow.
I mean, yes, I can admit that she's got great lips, piercing eyes and a killer body. In spite of all those things, she always seems a little synthetic to me, even on screen... as if we're watching a well-crafter mannequin.
These pictures seem to back up my opinions... the pictures are cold, frighteningly so, as I'm incredibly aware of how she hasn't changed at all, even though she's had children. What's going on?
Ah, I see. She's a vampire, of course. Immortal beauty and children of the night. Aversion to garlic and mirrors. Tattooed and a previous history with Billy Bob Thornton. It all adds up, now.
Of course, now, she'd rather be seen in pictures like this:
I mean, yes, I can admit that she's got great lips, piercing eyes and a killer body. In spite of all those things, she always seems a little synthetic to me, even on screen... as if we're watching a well-crafter mannequin.
These pictures seem to back up my opinions... the pictures are cold, frighteningly so, as I'm incredibly aware of how she hasn't changed at all, even though she's had children. What's going on?
Ah, I see. She's a vampire, of course. Immortal beauty and children of the night. Aversion to garlic and mirrors. Tattooed and a previous history with Billy Bob Thornton. It all adds up, now.
Of course, now, she'd rather be seen in pictures like this:
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Cibb, I think you are on the money - no warmth or appeal, not in that nebulous sense that really matters. I can't believe how much she hasn't changed!
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Michaelie, it's eerie how she hasn't changed. Why isn't she aging?
morgan, I agree, she looks thinner now...
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