A rather dull interview with Courtney Cox in the Daily Mail
December 29th 2008 07:20
Category: Celebrity
Ah, Photoshop... without the delicate touch of your magical fingers, where would insecure celebrities hide?
One of the most egregrious examples of digital buffoonery has to be Courtney Cox, the actress that rose to fame as Monica from Friends.
I don't mind admitting that I had a crush on her as early as Grade 1, where she played a sassy girl on the failed TV show, Misfits of Science.
Cox is a knockout beauty with wonderful natural features... she had the misfortune of being young in the 90s, however, when fashion conspired to dress her like a middle-aged woman, instead of the slinky minx that she was.
Anyway, she was famous after Friends, raking in $1 million per episode, and hid in her family life for a while. Good onya, Cox, I says, cheering her for her determination to have a child, despite fertility problems, and her acceptance of a diminished role in the celebrity arena.
Only that seems to have faded - an interview in the Daily Mail reveals that she's much more boring than Monica ever was, whre the most exciting line is:
Actually, to be honest, that's probably not Cox's fault, but the uninspired dredge mucked up by the Daily Mail interviewer. Blaugh!
The pictures of Cox remind me how unable our women are to age... the article makes it seem like Cox wants to age gracefully, but the plastic sheen of Cox's face, smudged nicely in Photoshop is the biggest lie we've got going. She doesn't look like that, really. And it's OK. You don't need to have perfect skin, Ms Cox.
I challenge you to read this article and be interested in it. Go on, I dare ya!
One of the most egregrious examples of digital buffoonery has to be Courtney Cox, the actress that rose to fame as Monica from Friends.
I don't mind admitting that I had a crush on her as early as Grade 1, where she played a sassy girl on the failed TV show, Misfits of Science.
Cox is a knockout beauty with wonderful natural features... she had the misfortune of being young in the 90s, however, when fashion conspired to dress her like a middle-aged woman, instead of the slinky minx that she was.
Anyway, she was famous after Friends, raking in $1 million per episode, and hid in her family life for a while. Good onya, Cox, I says, cheering her for her determination to have a child, despite fertility problems, and her acceptance of a diminished role in the celebrity arena.
Only that seems to have faded - an interview in the Daily Mail reveals that she's much more boring than Monica ever was, whre the most exciting line is:
"‘Christmas is insane in our house. I say: “Let’s buy Coco one good toy”, but he wants to buy her 900 presents. Our compromise lands closer to David.’"
The pictures of Cox remind me how unable our women are to age... the article makes it seem like Cox wants to age gracefully, but the plastic sheen of Cox's face, smudged nicely in Photoshop is the biggest lie we've got going. She doesn't look like that, really. And it's OK. You don't need to have perfect skin, Ms Cox.
I challenge you to read this article and be interested in it. Go on, I dare ya!
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